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That is until three years ago You ignore the clownsYou just want to enjoy the party while avoiding the clowns. You leave quietly to get yourself some food and go outside to watch the rest of the fireworks. While youre watching, you look up and see a beautiful blonde woman whos wearing an incredibly revealing outfit. You watch and admire every inch of her skin. She looks like shes the opposite of a clown, but shes actually a human being and quite attractive. You grab her shoulders and kiss her passionately. Then you feel something very real in your own hand, a tiny feather. You continue to see FaygoIn the morning you awaken feeling much healthier than you did yesterday; you are very much aware you have a long way to go, the party is still going on, but you can sense something is going on in the shadows in the distance. You hear a loud noise, but it seems to be coming from inside your tent. You run back from the bedroom and find the door is barricaded. You grab your sword, the one youve been using for stabbing witches with, and run towards the tent. You see a naked fairy standing in it, her back to you. She does not evade, she does not even try to run away. She is very strong, and you cannot hope to fight her. Her only option is to use one of her fairy wings, and she does so. It takes some skill on her part, but she manages to send you flying out of the tent. You smash against the hard ground and feel pain running through your body. You are exhausted, but you are also happy. You have killed the witch, and it was your idea to have a competition in the first place. You are not the first person to kill the witch, but for some reason you are the first person to win after defeating her, which is a feat almost unheard of. As you stumble back towards your tent you begin to wonder where you went wrong. You had no idea that such a beautiful fairy was on the island. You have to go back to the festival now; you might not be able go through with your plan on your own.

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