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Dak Prescott<\/strong> is calling on NFL fans to drop trou’ and take a deuce all over their hated rival teams … and it’s all in the name of colorectal cancer awareness!!<\/p>\n The Dallas Cowboys quarterback released the hilarious, minute-long promo on Friday … where he’s inviting diehard football backers to join the “As a professional quarterback, I get a lot of s***,” Prescott says in the video for the Colorectal Cancer Alliance’s Lead From Behind campaign. “And, I get it — when you’re not a fan of something, s***ing on it can make you feel good. But, what if I told you now, it can do some good, too?”<\/p>\n Prescott then goes on to reveal an at-home screening kit with customizable stickers … and naturally, the collection features images of pretty much every NFL team’s mascots, so people can literally s*** on any fanbase.<\/p>\n “Not a fan of marine life?” Prescott asks as he holds up a dolphin sticker. “Slap it on!!”<\/p>\n Prescott also shades the 49ers, Browns and Eagles … but conveniently, there’s no Cowboys-related sticker in sight.<\/p>\n “Have issues with old-timey prospectors? Boom,” Prescott continues. “It works with anything — from colors to large American predatory birds.”<\/p>\nbowel<\/del> movement by getting their colons screened and supporting their allegiances at the same time.<\/p>\n